· When You're Here - Parody of Avril La...

Please share with your friends..especially your ex's! Lyrics: I was so lonely on my own Then you came in my life Asking to be my wife I didn't answer when you propo-oo-wosed Instead I started to cry And now you're asking me why Well since you asked me to share I think that it's only fair That I tell you how I'm feeling right now When you're here The blood vessels in my head start to pound When you're here It's hard for me to keep my dinner down When you're here The clothes you choose to wear That are too tight for your huge behind Make me wish I were blind Can't stand you I've never been this nauseous before I keep a baggie in case I happen to see your face And the stench you left is stuck in my flo-oo-wore In case you didn't know Perfume won't cover B.O. When you walk away The whole house begins to shake Can you see how much you disgust me now-ow-how-oo wow-ow When you're here I fantasize I'm in another place When you're here Like hurtling towards the sun in outer space When you're here the thought of spending life Forever with you as my bride Bring thoughts of suicide Can't Stand You Not sure I can recover Seeing you uncovered Made me disturbed, yeah-ah-ah-ah I would rather hook up with an angry shark Walk through Compton with a white hood in the dark Before I'd marry you I'd go hunting with Dick Cheney, yeah When you're here Faces I would rather date appear When you're here Like Janet Reno, Rosie, or Britney Spears When you're here The thought of seeing you Come downstairs in you lingerie Make me want to turn gay Can't stand you

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