SATIRE: Placebonol Offers Miracle Cure(s)
Pharmaceutical giant Naildge Amama this week was awarded FDA clearance to roll out its newest prescription wonder, Placebonol. This breakthrough drug boasts over a 30% cure rate across the board. The drug may be taken preventatively as a precaution against cancer, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, bowel irregularity, and male pattern baldness.
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